I was telling, well, shouting to someone about this at a noisy bar last night, and even I couldn't believe the words coming out of my mouth."TESTICULAR IMPLANTS FOR PETS."
"WHAT?"
"TESTICULAR IMPLANTS. FOR PETS THAT HAVE BEEN NEUTERED."
Prices range from $79 for Neuticles Original($94 a pair, naturally) to $719 for Neuticles Ultraplus with ScarRetard. I would also like to point out that three firmness selections are available. Wouldn't you like one, just to play with on your desk while you're working? I think it would feel nice.
Neuticles. Testicular Implantation for Pets. "Neuticles allowing [sic] your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering." Ahem.
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