Finding: Winemaking is addictive

Telltale signs that your loved one is making wine. (1) Red stains on feet. (2) Bathroom smells "oaky." (3) Douchebaggy t-shirt that reads, "Warning: Winemaking is Addictive." Time to stage an intervention.

Finding: You gots to be proud to be a spinna

Salsa Moves, Pilates Pulse, Far East Funk, you can step the fuck off. You is wack. 'Cause in this life, if you ain't spinnin', you ain't nothin'.

Finding: This shirt is a "do"

In Reykjavik, Danger J and I met two Icelandic guys named Vikingskur and Davide. Davide was drinking a White Russian and we started quoting from the Big Lebowski, their favorite movie of all time. Vikingskur said, "You are blowing my mind right now." And that's how we partied with the locals until half-blind from drinking and laughing all night. Good times, good times.

If you wore this shirt, imagine how many friends you would make around the world. Take it from me and Know the Dude.