The other week I though maybe twatwaffle would be the new douchebag. But then I reconsidered it, thinking, twatwaffle is pretty good, but douchebag? Douchebag is like the bitch mother of insults somehow. Douche. Bag. Reserved for the truly contemptuous. Point out a douchebag to someone and they KNOW. That's a fucking bag of douche, no question about it.
Today I came across this article in the Onion, which immediately interests me because it's about holiday shopping, which if nothing else seems to me like a critical mass of total douchebags. And I'm all about douchebags. All of a sudden, bam pow! DICKTARD. It's no douchebag -- yet. But I have high hopes for it.
Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic
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