Paper napkins might do the job if you are eating a corn dog or a ham sandwich. Or maybe a hot dog (but even then you need a few because there is always a mustard situation). But when it comes down to it, paper napkins are no match for a real meal. You always need more than one. More importantly, it doesn't matter if there is an army of 100 napkins ready to get in there. When battling the mess of a real meal, they will all end up like this (see above). No napkin will be left standing. Because a real meal makes a real mess. And paper napkins are for pussies!
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What about a chili cheese dog? You can't even pick up that shit. Better to just put your face in it than mess with no napkinos.
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