Rick Santorum lost his seat in the Senate (ha!). But it's clear from the picture that the real loser that day was his daughter. I mean, what the fuck? She is clearly at least 13 and is holding a dolly that is wearing the same good ol’ folks plaid dress (except little dolly's dress doesn't have the cutesy buttercup collar and dumbass puffy sleeves). Yes, your dad lost. But what you should really be crying about is the fact that you are a complete and total loser. The woman that runs your church group doesn’t even like you. Your dad probably blames his loss on you. And you know what? Your doll hates you.
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