Finding: Backwards riding chair encourages abnormal behavior

If you ever have a kid, you want it to grow up special and unique, like a snowflake. There is no better way to accomplish this than by buying this chair. The first step is learning how to sit in an unconventional way. This opens up all kinds of possibilities of things to do while straddling cheap upholstery, from (apparently) playing video games backwards, to praying to the Lord as part of a kool-aid cult that worships Hasselhoff as Our Savior. The next thing you know you're kid's a little "light in the loafers", as they say, and your corporeal work on this earth is done.

Lana Sky BC9 Accent Chair $129.99 at Target