This was the scene this afternoon, when local schoolchildren came upon the remains of what appeared to be several hundred candy wrappers in Lauren Smith's office trashcan. Upon further investigation, witnesses said the pair ate candy after candy until their eyes rolled back into their heads. They then were heard to gasp, "the gym..." while their body tissue was replaced with caramel, nougat, and "mounds". Police are searching for this man in connection with the events:
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