I know that this finding is nothing new. We all know that Sting kind of sucks now (just look at that black mesh shirt--and those pants!). But I am posting it anyway because my goddamn neighbor has been listening to the song "Fields of Gold" non-stop since Monday night. NON-STOP. (Except for that one time when he changed it up with Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer").
And I am not exaggerating when I say non-stop. Monday night I come home and he is BLARING it. Then it goes on all night--until I fall asleep and can't hear it anymore. But then it just keeps going the next day. And the next. FYI, it is now FRIDAY. And this has been going on since MONDAY.
I could go on about this but I will stop here with another Finding: My neighbor is insane. Or dead.
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I don't know if it's kind of weird to post a comment to your own post, but if you were at all unconvinced that Sting really kind of sucks now, have a little gander at some of his song titles:
"Be Still My Beating Heart"
"Brand New Day"
"Englishman in New York"
"Love is the Seventh Wave"
"My Funny Friend and Me"
and here's the best:
"I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying"
Update: Turns out my neighbor is french. So that explains everything.
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