The Big L and I came across this abomination of package design on a weekend outing to Walgreen's. What in the hell is going on here? Is this cracker scrubbing his filthy little abdomen with cheesefood soap and a plastic knife sponge? Or is he using the lathery orange spread as shaving cream for a dorky David Brent style goatee? I suppose it's possible that this crunchy little guy is slavishly, though happily preparing himself for his ultimate demise -- and our own ultimate satisfaction (or disappointment). Whatever way you look at it, the fact remains that Kraft package designers missed the mark on this one. Big time. Who wants to eat a cracker with eyes, black rubber hose arms, gloves, and a mouth complete with tongue and teeth!?
5 comments:
I think he's just making himself all tasty-like for you.
He looks kind of drugged, too. Maybe they drugged him and made him do it. That's fucked up.
Junkie cracker epidemic reaches new low: Crackers given red stick, compartment of cheese and forced to "do what they're told" for drug money.
i believe some kraft executive middle man duped this slow witted snack face into thinking he was relaxing in a melty processed cheese food hot tub. really though how much satisfaction can be derived from tricking a snacker (part snack, all cracker) who scored a 32 on his SATs?
I just want to give it up for the anonymous comment poster. That is some funny shit.
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