Finding: This cat is my cat twin

Tough as nails and built like a brick shithouse. Sammy doesn't like or trust you. His lawn is NOT your lawn. Even if you outweigh him by roughly 12x, he'll take on your forearm to defend His Mistress' Holy Grassland. Then he'll cuff you in the fucking face. We're so alike, really.

Finding: A breathtakingle beautiful glimpse into the world of the wild forntier

It simply does not matter that this table is too screwy to hold a drink. This is an amazing work of art. Owwwwwwwwwwwoooooooohhhhhhh!

Finding: Winemaking is addictive

Telltale signs that your loved one is making wine. (1) Red stains on feet. (2) Bathroom smells "oaky." (3) Douchebaggy t-shirt that reads, "Warning: Winemaking is Addictive." Time to stage an intervention.